Waffles and Burgers

This is going to be my first sports post evahh!!

Okay...so Waffleburger got this head injury right, a week ago, so he like couldn't play Sunday against the Ravens. A poor 2nd year quarterback guy who'd only tossed like one pass in an NFL game had to play. He did a good job but they lost, so the Steelers are fucked and won't move on to the potential SoupBowlness. And then fellow team mate Heinzwort was all like questioning how tough Waffleburger is. Saying shit like, 'other guys lie to their doctors, I mean this is what we do, you don't miss games'. But you see like the NFL is going crazy these days, because they always knew that football players sustained massive head trauma, and their life expectancy is like 50, but it's only recently that they've started to really talk about it. And so when Wafflesburgers got told to sit out, people started to freak out, omg waffles and burgers isn't really macho. Which is like a commentary on the whole NFL in the first place. But I mean, now everyone's like how are going to move forward? Is it okay for teammates to question the toughness of their own quarterback? Clearly football dudes only care about winning, not that they could be spoon fed by the age of fifty. HUGE disconnect.

PS. Whatever that guys name is, Concoofer...that Ravens player who missed a kick should be fired. His whole job is just to kick, like really you missed that kick? Really? I know it's 52 yards without a lot of setup, but really? Same goes for basketballers, how could you possibly miss free throws? I mean come on, it's your whole job! You get paid millions just to throw, just to kick...if you miss a chance to get a free point you should be fired.