Brains!

Disneyland:
I truly believe that if I had not grown up with Disneyland, I would hate going. I would be insurmountably angry that stuff such as how they use gas engines on Autopia, charge an arm and a leg for crap food, waste shit loads of water etc. Maybe not now, but in its hay-day Disney could afford to put all its damn time in to updating amenities to be very green-friendly. And even last year before the economic crisis, when being green was trendy, they could have advertised that. Hell I wouldn't feel as guiltly going, if I knew they installed eco-toilets, solar panels, recycled water, even offering recylcing receptacles for your damn $3 plastic water bottles. etc. (Although I have done no research on whether Disneyland as its own entity, does any of these things already.) I have to remind myself that its a children's park, and sadly accept the obnoxious brats screaming ear piercingly into my ears on Star Tours. Try to convince myself that Disney's moral messages aren't comprimised. After I give up on all those things, which is such a mental work out, I let go and enjoy myself. And since I've been so many times, I know the park in and out, and I can do it all: eat, skip lines, avoid kids etc. without the mishaps of being a noob.