Boys are Easy

How to get Aussie Boys in your Pocket
-Have Anna straighten your hair and put make up on you.
-Do say “yeah”…apparently saying “uh yeah” is very American. And “really cute”.
-Talk about American Football and how it sucks, especially if you are watching a FIFA match.
-Talk about beer; highlight what you know about it.
-When they say, “you sound Canadian”, say “Trust me I wish I were”.
-Most of the time they don’t catch on to American sarcasm. Fix by saying, “I’m being sarcastic, I heard a rumor you guys don’t get that down here?” They’ll get it instantly.
-Giving an email address is viewed as blowing someone off. This is good and bad.
-Good qualities are described as “sexy” down unda.

Boys are easy, especially ones at bars. If they talk to you, assume it’s a penis with a face. I’d say 90% of bars are watering holes. The wingman will always be the ‘nice guy’, if you’re into that, go for him instead. That's all you really need to know. To get what you want or don’t, appeal to a penis, not a person. If you play that game, you’re the one in control, and they won’t even realize it. Call them out on their crap, or their intentions, it throws them off - Good to know that my blunt honesty is internationally appreciated. Kisses me. “Are you surprised?” “No I saw that coming two hours ago when you first started talking to me.” “Wow.” “Yeah I’m pretty honest about that kind of crap, plus you’re a boy, what else do you want? Really?” “Wow, you’re blunt I like it."