Brains!

I'm so sick of this conversation.

"Where's your boyfriend?"
"He dumped me."
"WHAT???! Wait...what, he dumped you? I always thought it would be the other way around. What an idiot. What happened?"
"It's kind of disgusting."
"What do you mean?"
"Blamed me for the break up, implied we'd get back together, only to announce he was moving. Then his friends threatened to rat him out, if he didn't tell me the truth, which is that he cheated on me in December multiple times, and was too cowardly to tell me."
"WTF...are you serious. I'm shocked! What a retard, wow I always knew he was an asshole, I never really liked him. Don't worry I always thought you could do so much better, you were selling yourself short."

You think you're shocked? How the hell do you think I feel. Yes it's so easy for you to say he's and idiot asshole when you don't really know the reasons behind any of his horrendous behaviors. Because of course he's a terrible person deep down, and yes, thank you so much, it feels great to know, that I'm stupid for having dated him for a whole 2 years. Makes me feel sooo damn good about myself you know? Yeah I'm in this position of finding 'a great new person' by choice, I'm so happy about the prospect of dating again. It feels wonderful to have been shit on, broken down and hollowed out, so yes I'm totally in the right mindset and the feel great about myself, I'm sure I can find someone to 'replace' him in this unstable mental state.

I know people are bound to say these things, what else are they supposed to say...but I hate it. People didn't know shit about the relationship in the first place, and they don't know shit now. I always feel stupid after.